Hello Substack
Welcome to the least funny thing I’ve ever done.
If you’re here for jokes unfortunately, this isn’t where you’ll find them.
This Substack isn’t about comedy. It’s about what’s underneath it, the thoughts, habits, and wisdom of a ventriloquist’s dummy.
Think of it as the backstage pass to my brain: fewer punchlines, more what controls the strings.
If laughter is how I make sense of the world, this is how I make peace with it.
So come along. You might learn something.
Or at the very least, feel better about your own life choices.
‘Never complain, never explain.’
Jimmy
Hi Jimmy. I love your donkey-like laugh. I’m sure you’ve heard it described that way before, but I mean it as a compliment. It’s a musical donkey laugh. A happy donkey laugh. The laugh of a donkey that has no constipation, clean hay, a buxom women feeds him an apple, we hear a voice on a loudspeaker speaker that says, “The right wing has left the building.” Rock on.
It’s oddly lovely seeing someone known for punchlines write something that just… breathes. The humor's still there, just quieter, more human than setup. Feels like the right place for it, honestly.